Malta, Malta, Malta.
Look at her.
Look at her 81-year-old self with a full head of tousled blonde hair and glowing skin. She rocked skinny pants at The Breakers, was decked out in jewels at Old Wednesday, and earned two O's from 500 unimpressive women. Bag lunch party.
Take a look at her business empire, healthy lifestyle, clean yet cozy home, and her mastery of all things culinary.
And don't get me started on that supermodel-esque white swimsuit on the cover of Sports Illustrated.
We despise her.
not much. That's jealousy. We want to be her, except keep her house clean, pull weeds, eat vegetables, and keep things in the house clean.
In true superstar fashion, she is surprisingly affable and approachable, as evidenced by two handshakes where she was booked to appear as a guest speaker at a luncheon.
Here are 10 things I love about Martha Stewart.
1. She smiles when she talks about her unlikely friendship with Snoop Dogg.
2. She launched her line of CB gummies at a garden dinner at The Colony Hotel in Palm Beach. Hundreds of fruit-flavored chewies were skewered on a tree for guests to sample, giving new meaning to the phrase 'low-hanging fruit'.
3. When asked about her secret to happiness, she said: “If you want to be happy for one year, get a spouse. If you want to be happy for 10 years, get a dog. If you want to be happy for one year, get a dog.” Get a garden for the rest of your life. ”
4. She can think on her feet. Her visiting West Virginian couldn't help but ask Martha if she had ever been to that state, apparently unaware that Martha had served her sentence there. She answered: ”
5. Like many others, she laments missing the boat in the 1990s real estate bust. “She gave up on buying a beachfront house,” she said Wednesday. “By coincidence, I believe that property belonged to Tommy Hilfiger. He's here today because his wife Dee and his Okrepo are being honored.”
6. Her white swimsuit on the cover of SI ($192 from Monday Swimwear) has now achieved iconic status, but her favorite swimwear line is Eres.
7. On Wednesday, she was on her way from Orlando, anxiously awaiting the arrival of her new family member, a brindle French bulldog.
8. She has her own department on Amazon with over 1,000 products.
9. She did Pilates four times a week for three months to get in shape for the SI cover.
10. Her 100th book, scheduled to be published in October, will be exactly 100 of her favorite recipes. “You're definitely going to cook this,” she said.
Well, not really we. But who?
